Friday 4 February 2022

18. Middlesbrough

 

Whenever anybody mentions Middlesbrough I fondly remember my great uncle Ridley S. Wibble who lived in the Eston area of the city and was an avid supporter of his local team.  He was considered “dead posh him like” by his neighbours but this was more to do with him having electric lighting and carpets in his house than his refined manner and tastes.

 

His middle initial sadly did not stand for Scott but for Smoggie and such was his impact on the local area that the people of Middlesbrough are to this day, proud to be known as ‘Smoggies’.

 

From his earliest days Ridley was an inspiration.  The famous Middlesbrough Transporter Bridge is said to be based on a Meccano model he made as part of a school project.  The great and the good of Teesside were simply blown away by his ingenuity.  They immediately recognised its potential to really put the town on the map.  And to use up the tons of scaffolding poles that were lying around after a minor clerk made an error with a decimal point on an import order.

 

Ridley was a great friend of the late Brian Clough and was the person most responsible for persuading him to take up football management after his playing career was cut short by injury.

 

As a close friend of Chris Rea, it is rumoured that he penned the best-selling “Driving Home for Christmas” song for him.  He gave Mr Rea some sage advice about the video: don’t mention that you come from Middlesbrough as that will destroy the allure for the listener.

 

It is for this reason alone that I hope Middlesbrough spank whatever team they happen to be playing tonight.

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