21. Tottenham Hotspur

 Whenever anyone mentions Spurs I remember my great uncle Alan Wibble who despite being a bit of a clown and serial loser in every aspect of his existence was friendly and well regarded in his native Edmonton.  He supported Spurs all his life, he used to say if he had no bad luck he would have no luck at all, "So it was destiny that I support Tottenham I suppose."


For that reason alone I hope Spurs smash whatever side they are playing this weekend.