Whenever someone mentions Fulham I remember my great uncle Wolfie Wibble who was a great influence on my political leanings. He lived in Tooting but considered Fulham to be his team and resented being priced out of the area by bloated plutocrats and the petit-bourgeoise.
Ultimately of course he blamed Margaret Thatcher. "Come that glorious day of revolution young Jah", he would say, "they'll be first up against the wall".
For that reason alone I hope Fulham smash whatever side they are playing this weekend.